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Dogs and Computers - Same or Different? -- Favorite FoodDogs: kibbles Computers: bits -- Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete -- After destruction of personal property Dogs: dog not found Computers: file not found -- Favorite trick Dogs: roll over Computers: play dead -- Comic-page hero Dogs: Dogbert Computers: Dilbert -- Fun way to mess with their heads Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive -- Consequence of virus Dogs: replace valuable carpeting Computers: replace valuable data -- Widely ignored government mandate Dogs: leash law Computers: Communications Decency Act Waste disposal tool D: pooper-scooper C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!) Sensitive internal procedures D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed "one kind-of like this" once Method of marking territory D: lifting leg C: "Designed for Windows 95" Unique behavior D: lick and drag C: click-and-drag Inexplicable physical feature D: dewclaw C: scroll lock key Estimated lifespan D: 12 years C: 12 months At end of useful life D: euthanasia C: tax deduction
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